Goin’ around in circles…
Mom’s description of the guys on motorcycles who constantly pass through our block: “They’re just a bunch of low-lives goin’ around in circles!” JAJAJA
Caso Cerrado
Mom and I were watching the Spanish version of those judge shows. One of the cases involved the plaintiff who fell in love with defendant’s husband and tattooed their lover’s portrait on their butt cheek….My reaction was “Damn, what kind of love is that?! You supposedly love the person, yet you tattoo a butt cheek — a place where you literally sit and take a crap on them?! I don’t want someone to love me like that!!” Mom couldn’t contain her laughter and told me “You talk about me, but you’re worse!” LOL!!!
Are you kidding me?!
I was watching the news when I heard that there’s a possibility of a Bin Laden movie in the works. Immediately, I turned to mom and said “Oh c’mon, a Bin Laden movie?! Are they going to do it in 3D so you can see his beard in 3D too?!” Mom burst out laughing and said “You’re terrible!” —- What?! I’m just keepin’ it real!
A Scandalous Entrance…
Yesterday mom and I went to get some things at the 99¢ store. It was raining hard when we came out — I mean down pouring (thundering + lightening too). We waited for the rain to pass somewhat before heading back home, so when it did we headed out quickly.
As we reached the corner of the block a loud lightening bolt struck close by (mind you, we had our umbrellas open). Mom’s reaction was instantaneous…in less than a minute, she threw the umbrella in the street and burst in through the pharmacy door for cover screaming “AAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!” The lady at the cash register nearly caught a heart attack at mom’s scandalous entrance for cover and burst out laughing when she realized it was all because of the lightening bolt. Mom was so nervous she had no other choice except to join the cash register lady in laughter….now THAT was priceless!
It’s been a while…
I’ve finally moved and settled in, so get ready because I’m back to continue sharing priceless moments between my mom and I — boy do I have a great one for a comeback!
A Cop’s Breakfast
Since there isn’t much food left due to the fact that I’m moving soon, I had a coffee and donut as breakfast. I’m starving, so I turned to mom and said “Ugh, that donut just didn’t cut it!” Mom replied “What the heck, that was a cop’s breakfast, that doesn’t do anything!”
Teasin’
I’ve been teasing mom lately for fun and she tells me “You don’t love me!” My response: “I do it precisely b/c I loooove you!” Jeje =)
“Ugggh, it’s sour!”
Mom just drank some orange juice and made 20 million faces because she found it sour! LOL
Junk Mail
Mom picked up the mail on her way back from running errands. She saw another one of those liquor store postcards and said “I don’t know why they keep sending these cards, Do I look like an alcoholic?! I bet if I were to shop at liquor stores I wouldn’t get any discount offers!”
