Caught Red Handed...Literally
I caught mom painting her nails and told her “You’re gettin’ too cute for the guys!” Her reply: “Oh please, guys are only good to be a pain in the ass!” LOL
Showin' The Love...
I wake up and give mom a hug then she tells me “You’re all mine!” My response: “You’re selfish!” Her comeback: “YES! When you have your boyfriends I’m going to chase them away with a broom!” OHH NOOO, I’M DOOOMED! -_-